Scared My Own Damn Self Duck Tee

For the bold and burnt-out — this black tee features a bad-tempered cartoon duck flipping the bird with the words “I Almost Gave a F** — Scared the Shit Out Myself.”

It’s not just a shirt — it’s therapy through sarcasm. Perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of not caring (professionally).

Features:

• 100% heavyweight cotton

• Unisex fit

• Statement duck graphic with attitude text

• Color: Black