“Epstein Who?” Conspiracy Satire Tee

A jet-black statement piece that swings straight for the uncomfortable. Featuring three suited figures in dark glasses styled like secret agents from a late-90s paranoia movie, this shirt weaponizes satire, sarcasm, and internet-era distrust.
The text is deliberately absurd, darkly comedic, and guaranteed to start arguments at family gatherings, bars, or comment sections.

Vibe: Political satire dipped in tin-foil
Wear it if: You enjoy chaos, irony, and watching conversations derail in real time